[thunder crackling] [light bulb buzzes] -whoa, where am i? what is this thing i'm hooked up to? ew, who's that? -hello, orange. i want to play a game. -a game? okay.let's play go fish! -what? no.
-how 'bout chutes and ladders? -no, you don't get to pick the game. -why not?-that's not how this works. -why?-because! now just listen. -why?-because i said so! -okay, geez.who crapped in your corn flakes? -[groans]all right. now orange, so far,you've made a living annoying people. society would call you a nuisance.
i would call you an abomination. -yeah, and i'd call you clown-face.[cackles] -what? -you look like somebodysmeared mashed potatoes on a mime. [laughs]-that's enough. -you're kind of emo, aren't you? -no, i'm not emo. -you're an emo clown. [laughs] -[growls] listen.
the device you areattached to is a deathtrap. it's hooked up to a timer. if you do not locate thekey in time, you will-- -you mean this key right here? -what the--?where did you get that? -i don't know. -that's just great;you're totally ruining the game. -your game sucks.let's play yahtzee! -i hate yahtzee.
-jenga?-no! -you like backgammon?-oh, my god, you're annoying! [growls]i can't take it. that's it. i'm moving on to eggplant. -whoa, it's barney! -uh yeah, dude, i'm not barney. -hello, eggplant.-hey! hey, barney! can i teach you a song?-no! -hey, i'm not barney.
dude, is this part of the torture or what? -look, this is not howthis usually happens. -[tune of this old man]♪ i'm an orange ♪ ♪ that's a key ♪ ♪ there's an emo clown on tv ♪ [jigsaw growls]-do i look like a giant purple dinosaur? i'm an eggplant. -you look like a potatowith bad circulation. [laughs] -that's it!
i swear to god,i am so done with this crap! why did i think this was a good idea?[scoffs] -hey, hey...♪ i'm an orange ♪ ♪ you're not me ♪ ♪ jigsaw has to take a pee ♪[laughs] -oh, shut up! -hey, potato!-what? -deathtrap.-huh? [shrieks in terror][slice!]
-aw, poor potato. he never "saw" that one coming. [laughs] oh... how do i get out of here? captioned by spongesebastian
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